[PennsylvaniaMom]

It begs the question though, how will our Dear Leader handle whatever happens? A bow and an apology?

[JasonC]

"Let me be clear. This is unacceptable. The civilized world demands that mana rain down from heaven, and we all live happily ever after, in a hopey changey sort of way. Now the president of Iran must meet with us without delay - let me be clear, with a minimum of delay - to discuss the entire situation in the region without preconditions. This is the only way forward for the people of the world. They deserve better than this. They deserve, well, me."

[JustPiper]

Shocker Mom:

Tension between the US and Iran heightened dramatically today with the disclosure that (((Barack Obama))) is deploying a missile shield to protect American allies in the Gulf from attack by Tehran.

[Nitehawk0325]

Nope, he’ll bend over and take it, all the while apologizing for what the United States DIDN’T do.

[El Gato]

A bow and an apology?

If he bows in front one of them, he'll never get to the apology, before his head bounces off the floor, no longer attached to his neck.

[shibumi]

"It begs the question though, how will our Dear Leader handle whatever happens? A bow and an apology?"

No apology. He will simply assume the Caliphate of the US promised to him by Mach-Mood Armanidinnerjacket.