FReeper Canteen - Scuttlebutt - 28 Jan 10

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[luvie]

The wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy...

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

(*snicker*)

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. That's the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,
'What the heck happened?'

22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
(Zero comes to mind...especially tonight!)

23. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar
of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

[AZamericonnie]

Drive safe!

[luvie]

Don’t bother...nothing he says makes any sense and it will
only cost us more in taxes! LOL!

[MoochPooch]

Evening, AZ.

[oldteen]

I’m not watching him but hubby has it on so I am hearing some of his _____. He seems to be all over the map on this speech.

[yorkie]

Diana, with all your ‘tough’ posts, I sense a very sweet lady, and am pleased to meet you!

[yorkie]

You couldn’t PAY me enough to hear him read MORE lies off his tele-prompters!

1. Oh oh. We lost in Mass.
2. Perhaps the voters are unhappy about something
3. OK - so we’ll change the course
4. Now - (all my advisors) - how do I lie about job shortages, unemployment, companies closing all over the country and schools and hospitals shutting down or cutting back? Oh. OK. I get it. It was all “INHERITED!” Let’s GO! We can do it! (As Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid reconstruct the “Healthcare Bill”)

[yorkie]

Luv, Larry The Cable Guy is SO funny! Thanks!

[oldteen]

Yep, all lies. Can’t tell where the shovel ends and the sh*t begins with all his BS. STILL saying you can keep your doctor. We ALL know that is not true. Thank goodness he isn’t getting much applause on anything he is saying. Sounds like even the dems aren’t buying it. Except Nancy and Joe...lol.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

~~Tunes For The Troops~~

Stevie Ray Vaughan~Scuttle Buttin'

[luvie]

Glad you enjoyed it! We REALLY need some humor tonight
after an evening of lies, lies and more lies. I know it’s
happening without even turning on the TV!

[SandRat]

Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy.

“YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...”

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States

[oldteen]

That’s a real keeper there, SandRat. Thanks.

[AZamericonnie]

.....To say goodbye.....Cuz I'm leavin' on a jet pla....Oh....sorry about that!:) LOL...I LOVE your scuttlebutt! Tell her what she's won Vanna........

A chocolate keyboard!! WooHoo!:) *Hugs*

[AZamericonnie]

What a scholar that Larry!:)

[AZamericonnie]

Hiya Mooch & a very good evening to you!

How are things? You working too hard? *hugs*

[oldteen]

OMG.....is that for sale?? :>)

[luvie]

There’s “our” Wednesday song! LOL!

[SevenofNine]

Breaking news North Korea just detain AMerican

cnni North Korea: American detained http://bit.ly/aLBM68

[AZamericonnie]

I started off trying to watch....guess I'll have to read the text later.

Sonboy came home & we started to check out other things on the net.

Looks like ASU is adding an NROTC program...*Clickety*