[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

If you drink every time he says “I” or “me” you’ll be sauced before he’s done clearing his throat.

[Road Warrior ‘04]

If you drink every time he says “I” or “me” you’ll be sauced before he’s done clearing his throat.

Thus, the reason for half-shots!

[hoosiermama]

If you drink every time he says “I” or “me” you’ll be sauced before he’s done clearing his throat.

We'd have too many people with alcohol poisoning and heading toward the hospital before the first half hour was completed.