Maxi versions?, overnight with wings? Deodorant versions?
I’ll take viruses and the occasional blue screen of death over a really hormonal MAC.
New commercial:
PC: “I’m a PC”
MAC: “Is that all I am to you?! Just a machine? I see you looking at other laptops. Meanwhile, I sit here all day downloading your music, collecting your email, and keeping your files while you’re out all day doing whatever! It’s just like that day six years ago, March 12th, about 3pm, you said you would be home early to go shopping with me - and you forgot! Your probably forgot didn’t you - you selfish bastard!!... All I ever do in this relationship is give, give, give and....