Posted on 01/21/2010 11:57:03 AM PST by inkling
(OBAMA enters the House of Representatives with a large binder.)
OBAMA: Hello, I wish to register a complaint. Hello, sweetie?
PELOSI: What do you mean, "sweetie?"
OBAMA: I'm sorry, it’s been a rough week. I wish to make a complaint!
PELOSI: We're closing for recess.
OBAMA: Never mind that, honey. I wish to complain about this health care reform bill that I proposed a year ago.
PELOSI: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian-style Nationalized Health Care Reform Bill... What's, uh...What's wrong with it?
OBAMA: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, dear. It’s dead, that's what's wrong with it!
PELOSI: No, no, it’s uh… it's resting.
OBAMA: Look, honey, I know a dead health care reform bill when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
PELOSI: No, no, it's not dead, it's, it's resting! Remarkable bill, Nationalized Health Care, isn’t it, aye? Beautiful entitlements!
OBAMA: The entitlements don't enter into it. It's stone dead!
(Excerpt) Read more at exurbanleague.com ...
Maybe we should start referring to the Health Care Bill as Code Blue, or is it Blew.
Another loss for the White House. One day, they will listen to the people...........ya think?
Next sketch: the Czar of Silly Walks
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