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Suspect shocked and handcuffed himself
UPI ^ | 1-16-10 | unattributed

Posted on 01/16/2010 10:36:31 PM PST by smokingfrog

A bumbling burglary suspect shocked himself with a stun gun and locked himself in handcuffs stolen from a police cruiser, Lake County, Fla. authorities allege.

Shane Williams-Allen, 19, of Orlando was charged this week with multiple counts of burglary and theft, The Orlando Sentinel reported Saturday.

Williams-Allen is a suspect in nine car burglaries, including an unmarked Ocoee Police cruiser in which a Taser, handcuffs, a camera and a Glock handgun magazine were stolen, the Lake County Sheriff's Office said.

Williams-Allen was arrested in Clermont and everything but the handcuffs were recovered, authorities said. After his arrest, Williams-Allen allegedly told authorities he accidentally discharged the stun gun and shocked himself while he was looking through the Ocoee cruiser.

Days later, he "locked the handcuffs on himself and had to call the Clermont Police Department to respond to release him

(Excerpt) Read more at upi.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: dumbcriminal

1 posted on 01/16/2010 10:36:31 PM PST by smokingfrog
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To: smokingfrog

Self-arresting criminals? It will put the police right out of business.


2 posted on 01/16/2010 10:46:36 PM PST by rightwingcrazy
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To: rightwingcrazy

Yes! ...but does he still having standing to bring a lawsuit against tazer?


3 posted on 01/16/2010 10:56:52 PM PST by The Magical Mischief Tour
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To: The Magical Mischief Tour

That would put lawyers out of business, too. Win-win-win.


4 posted on 01/16/2010 11:03:10 PM PST by rightwingcrazy
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To: smokingfrog

Yup, he qualifies as a Florida voter!


5 posted on 01/16/2010 11:03:30 PM PST by ruralvoter
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To: smokingfrog

Sounds like he’s lucky he didn’t get his hands on a gun.


6 posted on 01/16/2010 11:03:51 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (Gone Galt and loving it)
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To: smokingfrog

This has to be an attempt to be featured on America’s Dumbest Criminals.


7 posted on 01/16/2010 11:11:56 PM PST by Zack Attack
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To: smokingfrog

Okay stun gun I can see “hey cool I wonder if it works” BBBBAAAZZZATTT

But I don’t get how someone locks themselves in hand cuffs on accident.


8 posted on 01/16/2010 11:42:16 PM PST by Domandred (Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system.)
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To: smokingfrog

“everything but the handcuffs were recovered, authorities said.”

Maybe his girlfriend has them?


9 posted on 01/17/2010 4:33:17 AM PST by Clioman (wHAT)
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