[Dixie Yooper]

Then of course there’s always the Pat Robertson theory....

[WOBBLY BOB]

It’s the fault of capitalistic white folk causing gorebull warming.

[lafroste]

That was my thought. Maybe its voodoo and witchcraft instead.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

The G-d Pat Robertson knows isn’t the G-d I know. Now that I think of it,he’d probably tell me that I’m going to hell because I’m a Jew.He should go back and re-read the Hebrew Bible,because it says otherwise.