[WOBBLY BOB]

It’s the fault of capitalistic white folk causing gorebull warming.

[Dixie Yooper]

It’s the fault of capitalistic white folk causing gorebull warming.

Come'on, you know what you really want to say is that it's "Bush's Fault!"

[antiRepublicrat]

I was going to say “Now they’ll find a way to connect global warming and earthquakes.”

Then I looked it up. They already have.

Is there nothing that global warming doesn’t cause?