Can we buy them, like carbon credits? It would be like Reparations, only we’d all get something out of it.
Just like Carbon credits! Right o.
Had some racist thoughts in your youth?
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Were you a Klughel in the KKK?
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Uh, say, you’re not a republican by any chance?
RaceCred is not available in your area yet. Sorry.