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http://thelastcrusade.org/2009/12/17/islamberg-has-become-a-ghost-town/

[The Comedian]

Al Queda Application Form

Please check all boxes that apply.

I am currently:
(_) In New York City
(_) In Dearborn, Michigan
(_) A taxi driver
(_) A 7/11 clerk
(_) Wearing explosives as I fill out this form

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.