If you look at him from the neck up, it appears he is a penis with eyes and ears!
Hmmmm; the penisauris impregnated Dale Ardent, before Flesh Gordon killed it; then Doctor Flexi Jerkoff sent the baby back in time, to be raised in the Smallville Orphanage?
95 posted on 01/08/2010 1:30:36 PM PST by ApplegateRanch
(I think not, therefore I don't exist!)