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Man tries to pick up women, gets robbed at knifepoint
Seattle PI ^ | December 31, 2009 | Casey McNerthney

Posted on 12/31/2009 7:01:56 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

Talk about bad pickup lines.

A man going to his South Park apartment after leaving a bar the morning of Dec. 27 was asked by two girls for money. He said he was broke, but invited them to come back to his apartment.

They refused, according to police, and he asked for a kiss.

(Excerpt) Read more at blog.seattlepi.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: pickuplines; robbery
"South Park" has the first episode of 2010 handed to the staff.
1 posted on 12/31/2009 7:01:57 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Translation- he got rolled by prostitutes. LOL.


2 posted on 12/31/2009 7:03:08 PM PST by Molon Labbie
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To: ConservativeStatement

” A man going to his South Park apartment...”

Pix of Cartman saying “Respect my authority” posted in 3...2...


3 posted on 12/31/2009 7:03:19 PM PST by vladimir998 (Part of the Vast Catholic Conspiracy (hat tip to Kells))
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To: ConservativeStatement

They can use the Slap Chop slimeball Vince the israeli who likes beating up prostitutes.


4 posted on 12/31/2009 7:04:32 PM PST by Frantzie (TV - sending Americans towards islamic serfdom - Cancel TV service NOW)
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To: ConservativeStatement

South Park is the armpit of Seattle - which is the armpit of
Washington state...;’}


5 posted on 12/31/2009 7:08:33 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Let the Cartman jokes begin.


6 posted on 12/31/2009 7:11:54 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Mr. Garrison getting robbed by two women outside Les Bos...


7 posted on 12/31/2009 7:12:51 PM PST by nhoward14 (Great taglines don't end... they just fade away...)
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To: vladimir998
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8 posted on 12/31/2009 7:16:39 PM PST by Clay Moore (Roaches, predators, and thieves typically work under the cover of darkness. So it is with congress.)
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9 posted on 12/31/2009 7:18:36 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama lies, Freedom dies)
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To: ConservativeStatement
A man going to his South Park apartment after leaving a bar the morning of Dec. 27 was asked by two girls for money. He said he was broke, but invited them to come back to his apartment.

"ladies... why dontcha come back to my place for some sweet lovin'"

10 posted on 12/31/2009 7:21:16 PM PST by sten
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To: ConservativeStatement

in other words, pick up Seattle girls and you get “rocked”?


11 posted on 12/31/2009 7:23:37 PM PST by max americana
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To: rdl6989
spark
12 posted on 12/31/2009 7:25:18 PM PST by Karma Police (Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!!!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I love FREEPERS!

When my eyes caught ‘South Park’ I knew there wasn’t
a chance in hell that I would be the first to catch
the nuance.

Reminds me of driving around Sacto in the mid ‘80s
calling on accounts. There was this guy on KFBK
that I would listen to. He was saying the same
same things that I was already thinking. He was
tuned into my thoughts as much as I was tuned in
to AM 1530. Then folks would call in, share their
thoughts and I knew for sure that this dude and
I weren’t alone.

I also knew from the jump that when he left for
NYC talk radio would never be the same.

One of the big things I learned was that although
the vast majority of comedy writers may be on the
left, the REAL American sense of humor is here on
the RIGHT.

God Bless Rush and heres to a speedy recovery!


13 posted on 12/31/2009 7:37:26 PM PST by Sivad (NorCal Red Turf)
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To: ConservativeStatement

14 posted on 12/31/2009 7:46:53 PM PST by mirkwood (big snowstorm coming for Maine)
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To: Sivad

Well said and Rush will be fine.


15 posted on 12/31/2009 8:13:30 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama lies, Freedom dies)
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