All would be forgiven if Barack sends Bill Ayers to Yemen to infiltrate the terrorist training camp and detonate his exploding underpants. As long as Barack has terrorist friends we may as well get some use out of them.
Uh, didn't Barack's buddy Bill Ayers also try to bomb Detroit? A Detroit police station if memory serves me right.
From this day on, the official language of the United Socialist States of Obama will be Swedish. Silence!
In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside, so we can check.
Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!