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Washington Times - Water Cooler ^ | 12/30/09 | Kerry Picket

[paltz]

We want your help with our New Year's Day editorial. We're looking for the headlines conservatives would like to see in 2010. The headlines can be serious, funny, or ironic. It is your choice, and we will credit your submission if it is used in Friday's paper. We'll post the best of the rest here. Simply place your suggestion in the Water Cooler comments below or go through Twitter and use the hash tag #2010headlineswehopefor.

Here are a few to get the brain cells started:

Gore plane frozen to tarmac in Rio

Republicans take back House and Senate

SpongeBob Squarepants wins peace prize

Obama saved by pistol-packing hero

Harry Reid loses re-election bid

ACORN disbands under crush of political scandal

[omega4412]

Any headline beginning “Former President Obama”

[mrmeyer]

National Crisis Sparks Call by Executive Branch for Emergency Powers

[edcoil]

Every democrat up for re-election that voted for health care removed from office.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Constitutional Crisis! Obama An Illegal Alien!”

[a fool in paradise]

Washington Post To Cease Publishing After 133 Years

[cranked]

“Barry’s “Hope and Change” amounts to being a continued FAILURE!”

“Pinocchio has nothing on Barry. Bet.”

Barry’s Proclaimed Open Government and Transparency continues to be Stymied by Barry’s use of ‘Executive Privilege.’”

[a fool in paradise]

"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives" - Criswell (Plan Nine From Outer Space)

[maddog55]

Obama Flees US to his Homeland, House and Senate Under Siege by Tea Party Members, US Military backs the Tea Party Patriots.

[mulligan]

GOVERNMENT IS THE PROBLEM AND NOT THE SOLUTION.

PUBLIC EDUCATION IS SO BAD PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM.

MANY PREFER GOVERNMENT HAND OUTS TO WORKING.

BIGGER GOVERNMENT MEANS MORE MISERY FOR CITIZENS.

MORE CROOKS/CAPITA IN GOVERNMENT THAN IN OUR PRISONS/JAILS.

U.S OFFICIALLY GOES BANKRUPT IN 2010.

STOCK MARKET BOOMS WHILE JOBS GO BUST.

GOVERNMENT PARASITES OUTNUMBER PRODUCTIVE WORKERS.

[Huskrrrr]

Supreme Court rules Health Care Legislation is Unconstitutional.

[Huskrrrr]

Election Upset: San Francisco Dumps Pelosi!

[Little Pig]

“Arsonist attack on Capitol building spurs calls for Executive Branch emergency powers”

“Series of riots in Red State suburbs sparked by death of Obama cabinet member; many businesses wrecked by mobs”

“Conservative pol death toll now at 38; administration asserts incidents are completely unrelated and the work of lone aggressors”

“Obama proclaimed Chancellor by Senate and House leaders; November elections said to be postponed for duration of crisis”

[Mount Athos]

[oneolcop]

US BECOMES FAILED STATE IN JUST ONE YEAR

[Dems_R_Losers]

Texas Secedes From Union

California Bankruptcy Bombshell: Judge Nullifies All State Employee Union Contracts and Pensions

Andy Stern Convicted of Violating Federal Lobbying Laws

Senator Al Franken Censured and Removed From Senate Following Near-Fatal Punching of Constituent; Pawlenty Apppoints Norm Coleman to His Former Seat

George Soros Dead at 80

[wintertime]

Long form Birth Certificate: Obama NOT NATURAL BORN CITIZEN!

[BubbaBasher]

“Suicide Bomber Disrupts NYC Terrorist Trial”

[Political Junkie Too]

"President Biden Pardons Barack Obama"

-PJ

[GonzoGOP]

The ones I would like to see.

"Newly elected Republican speaker promises quick impeachment trial. GOP senate Majority leader expects conviction and removal by ground hog day."

"Al Gore to be held without bond pending arraignment on fraud charges."

"George Soros eaten by rabid muskrat".