Reminds me of when my neighbor was building a garage and “The Inspector” had to come on my property to measure that his garage was at least 150ft from my well head (it’s about 100+ yards easily - so it was ridiculous).
Well, as he was standing there measuring he looked at me with a smirk and said “I’ll bet it makes you nervous having a government inspector on your property”.
With a totally deadpan straight face, I looked him direct in the eye and told him I had NO problem with government inspectors - the one I buried in the swamp in the back of my yard last year has given me no problems at all - and just continued to stare at him.
He got kinda quiet and sheepish after that....
Bugs in jewelery?