[The Comedian]

I need to concentrate on the lottery numbers.

I called this perfectly earlier today.

"It's obvious we'll never know what motivated Ohmy Faruquing Abombohammad to attempt this terrible act, but if we do ever find out, it will be related to White imperialism."

Dang, sometimes I even amaze myself.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[grey_whiskers]

Try this: (Vanity) Comment on Northwest Airlines 253 self-igniter (father tried to warn the U.S. about him).

Cheers!

[Kells]

We know for a fact the crime is related to Western immigration policy. Increasing Islamic attacks are inevitable if we insist upon increasing the Islamic population in the West while teaching children to disparage the West. This never happened before we brought Muslims to live here. Who is forcing us to continue bringing them?