[old curmudgeon]

I had the solution to airport delays back in 2001, but no one will listen.

Make all passengers remove their clothes and board naked.

Will take a fraction of the time now spent in line.

Put all clothes on a freight hauler which will follow the plane carrying the passengers.

After landing, reunite clothes and people.

Why not?

Just another indignity, courtesy our government and our so courteous friendly air carriers.

[LostInBayport]

I had the solution to airport delays back in 2001, but no one will listen. Make all passengers remove their clothes and board naked. Will take a fraction of the time now spent in line. Put all clothes on a freight hauler which will follow the plane carrying the passengers. After landing, reunite clothes and people.

Why not?

[Don W]

Do we at least get some sort of “sanitary barrier” for the seat so we don’t sit in the previous passengers’ “leavings”?