I had the solution to airport delays back in 2001, but no one will listen. Make all passengers remove their clothes and board naked. Will take a fraction of the time now spent in line. Put all clothes on a freight hauler which will follow the plane carrying the passengers. After landing, reunite clothes and people.
Why not?
34 posted on 12/26/2009 11:41:35 AM PST by LostInBayport
(When the riders in the cart outnumber those pulling the cart, the cart stops moving. My back hurts.)
