Greetings from United States Americo. My grandpater was one time assistant Ruler of this grate Nation, but was deposed by rite-wing zealots/revultionerys.
He left me One hondred bullion dollers but rite-wing zelotes have kept it from me, his ritefl hair.
I hav hilie placed contact in knew govt who willl send this fortune to your bank acct in Nigeria. Alll you must do is go too Yimen, wher you wil be given a bag of white powder and a syringge of liquid. Then, you well flie to Detroit. US america....
LOL!
Mr DoorGunner, you are a funny!