Well now, if the rope is for the purpose of doing yourself in, then I can't help you. However, if it is needed for a similar occassion with far reaching positive results, then I think I could find enough to accommodate 536 occasions ;-)
Trust me, brother, it ain’t for me. Like you there are 536 other candidates that I have in mind.
I’m wonder if we can ever capture the spirit of Jefferson’s quote, “When governments fear people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.”
What we need is for the Congress to have an abject fear of the electorate in this country.