Posted on 12/19/2009 5:33:44 AM PST by goldstategop
The best summation of the U.N. climate circus in Denmark comes from Andrew Bolt of Australias Herald Sun: Nothing is real in Copenhagen not the temperature record, not the predictions, not the agenda, not the solution.
Just so. Reuters, for example, carried a moving account of the speech by Ian Fry, lead negotiator for Tuvalu, the beleaguered Pacific island nation soon to be underwater because of a planet-devastating combination of your SUV and unsustainable bovine flatulence from Vermont farms. The fate of my country rests in your hands, Fry told the meeting. I make this as a strong and impassioned plea. . . . I woke this morning and I was crying and that was not easy for a grown man to admit, he continued, his voice choking with emotion, in the Reuters reporters words. Who could fail to be moved?
My country, tis of thee Sweet land near rising sea Of thee I choke!
Alas, nowhere in this emotionally harrowing dispatch was there room to mention that Ian Frys country is not Tuvalu but Australia, where he lives relatively safe from rising sea levels, given that hes a hundred miles inland. A career doom-monger, hes resided in Queanbeyan, New South Wales, for over a decade while working his way, in the revealing phrase of his neighbor Michelle Ormay, to being very high up in climate change. As to whether the emotion-choked lachrymose pleader has ever lived in his endangered country of Tuvalu, his wife told Samantha Maiden of The Australian that she would rather not comment. Like his fellow Copenhagen delegate Brad Pitt, Ian Fry is an actor: Hes not a Tuvaluan, but he plays one on the world stage.
Whether hes an Aussie or a Tuvaluan, Frys future king is Welsh, since under the British Commonwealths environmentally responsible king-share program, the Prince of Wales is simultaneously heir to the thrones of Britain, Australian, Tuvalu, and a bunch of other countries. His Royal Highness was also in Copenhagen last week, telling delegates that there were now only seven years left to save the planet. Prince Charles is so famously concerned about the environment that hes known as the Green Prince. Just for the record, his annual carbon footprint is 2,601 tons. The carbon footprint of an average Briton (i.e., all those wasteful, consumerist, environmentally unsustainable deadbeats) is 11 tons. To get him to Copenhagen to deliver his speech, His Highness was flown in by one of the Royal Air Forces fleet of VIP jets from the Royal Squadron. Total carbon emissions: 6.4 tons. In other words, the Green Prince used up seven months of an average Brits annual carbon footprint on one short flight to give one mediocre speech of alarmist boilerplate.
But relax, its all cool, because he offsets! According to the Sydney Morning Herald, the prince will be investing in exciting new green initiatives. Investing as in using his own money, you mean? Not exactly. Apparently, it will be taxpayers money. So hell offset the cost of using up seven months of an average peasants carbon footprint on one flight by taking the peasants money and tossing it down some sinkhole. No wonder he feels so virtuous. Oh, dont worry, though. He does have to pay a personal penalty for the sin of flying by private jet: 70 pounds. Which is the cost of about six new trees, or rather less than the bill for parking at Heathrow would have been.
So just to recap: The Prince of Wales, a man who has never drawn his own curtains, ramps up a carbon footprint of 2,601 tons while telling us that Western capitalist excess is destroying the planet. Dr. Rajendra Pachauri, the railroad engineer who heads the International Panel on Climate Change and has demanded that hefty aviation taxes should be introduced to deter people from flying, flew 443,226 miles on IPCC business in the year and a half before the Copenhagen summit. And Al Gore is a carbon billionaire: He makes more money buying offsets from himself than his dad did from investing in Occidental Petroleum.
All of the above are, as that ersatz Tuvaluan delegates neighbor would say, very high up in climate change. But what about all the non-high-ups? Not just the low-level toadies like Associated Press science reporter Seth Borenstein, who dutifully pooh-poohed the idea that the leaked Climategate e-mails were of any significance and, for his pains, was rewarded by having to stand in line with thousands of other no-name warm-mongers for seven hours in the freezing streets of Copenhagen. All because the IPCC accredited 45,000 delegates to a space that accommodates 15,000 but dont worry, when it comes to recalibrating the planets climate, Im sure theyll run the numbers more carefully.
But forget Borenstein and other hangers-on. Even making allowances for the stupidity of youthful idealism, the protesters in the streets of Copenhagen seem especially obtuse. Far from sticking it to the Man, theyre cheerleading for the biggest Man of all: Theyre supporting a new globalized feudalism in which Prince Charles, Prince Al, Prince Rajendra, and others very high up in climate change jet around the world at public expense telling the rest of us we need to stay put. A British parliamentarian recently proposed that everyone be issued with an annual carbon allowance that would be drawn down every time he booked a flight, or filled up his car, or bought a washer and dryer instead of beating his laundry on the rocks down by the river with the village women every week. You think the Prince of Wales or any other member of the new global elite will be subject to that allowance?
If youre young and you fall for this, youre a sap. Indeed, youre oozing so much sap the settled scientists should be measuring your tree rings. Remember that story a couple of weeks ago about how Danish prostitutes were offering free sex to Copenhagen delegates for the duration of the conference? I initially assumed it was just an amusing marketing cash-in by savvy Nordic strumpets. But no, the local sex workers union Sexarbejdernes Interesseorganisation was responding to the municipal governments campaign to discourage attendees from partaking of prostitutes. The City of Copenhagen distributed cards to every hotel room showing a lady of the evening at a seedy street corner over the slogan BE SUSTAINABLE: Dont Buy Sex.
Be sustainable? Prostitution happens to be legal in Copenhagen, and the sex workers were understandably peeved at being lumped into the same category of planet-wreckers as Big Oil, car manufacturers, travel agents, and other notorious pariahs. So Big Sex decided they werent going to take it lying down. Yet, in an odd way, that municipal postcard gets to the heart of whats going on: Government can and will use a sustainable environment as a pretext for anything that tickles its fancy. All ambitious projects Communism, the new Caliphate have global ambitions, but, when the globe itself is the cover for those ambitions, freeborn citizens should beware. Nico Little, a Canadian lefty at the Rabble website, distilled the logic into a single headline:
Hookers Are Killing Polar Bears And Now You Cant Water Your Lawn.
Write that down. And next time the Prince of Wales, Al Gore, Dr. Pachauri, or the delegation from Tuvalu give an impassioned speech, keep it handy as a useful précis.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus
Them's fightin' words around my airstrip.....
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus
Nopenhagen, Dopenhagen...........excellent!!!!!
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"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus
Anyone seen any polar bears falling out of the sky yet?
Them's fightin' words around my airstrip.....
Them's fightin' words 'round my industry (airplane manufacturer, airlines)....
Seriously, airlines are struggling with reduced loads due to the economic slowdown and now they are going to be taxed even more by having to track emissions and report them regularly? A couple airlines I work with have had to hire another engineer (read: added cost) just to measure, calculate and report emissions for the EU. That cost will get passed on to consumers.
Hey wait! I guess that's one of these "green jobs" they're talking about!
Mark draws lots of blood with this piece...!
I know the subject is deadly serious, but Steyn's thow-away lines are guffaw inspiring.
So the guy that some people were duped into believing would be a good President of the United States of America went to Copenhagen to try an snuggle up to the international community and buy some friends with American tax payer dollars based solely upon junk science and the myth of the Abominable Global Warming Monster — And I all I got back home in DC was 12” of fresh snow, talk about an inconvenient “fact”...Global Warming...are you kidding me!
This administration had better not spend one more tax payer dime on this myth...2010 is going to be a good year for defeating the left on myths like this.
God Bless America and God Bless our Troops!
Yes, tied to the land.
But who elevated these snake-oil salesmen to nobility status in the first place? That's right--millions of free men and women with a pathological longing for serfdom. People get the government they deserve and vice versa.
P.T. Barnum was right.
Oh, and BTW, if you want to know which way the wind is blowing watch the British Royal Family. They haven't been in business for over 1,000 years without keeping an eye on the horizon.
Neither does it mean that we have to take your scientifically demonstrated facts into account when setting enviromental policy. After all, our goal is to save the planet, Our Mother Gaia. We cannot let mere data stand in the way of important goals like economic equity, diversity, wind power, and of course, gay marriage.
In case you didn't notice, we won the election. If you don't believe us, ask your neighbor whom we just moved into the foreclosed house next to yours. We'll provide a translator.
I predict a global driven regime that will track your activities and tax you increasingly for every flight maybe eventually by the mile, by the kind of car you drive, by the number of cars you own, by the square footage and “energy features” of your house, by your monitored energy use, by the acreage of your farm...etc etc etc..maybe even by the foods (meat) you buy
the “tax” of course to go to the global carbon traders
“Dopenhagen”
Dopen-HOG-en?
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