Lets see........A 4 year old is breaking out of the house, compromising the safety devises mommy says she put there to keep her kids in, the kid allegedly breaks these devises in the middle of the night, obtains and is drinking alcohol, enters other peoples homes in the middle of the night, and is stealing items out of these residences...and then the boy puts a girls dress on....
And mommy says she was worried about kidnappers and a stomach pump?
And you get upset with me for laughing?
What a knee slapper!