**Scientists Spot Nearby ‘Super-Earth’**
What’s it like?
JERRY: Yeah. Like Bizarro Superman. Superman’s exact opposite, who lives in the backwards bizarro world. Up is Down. Down is Up. He says “Hello” when he leaves, “Good bye” when he arrives.
ELAINE: Wouldn’t he say “Bad bye?”
JERRY: What?
E-”Shouldn’t that be ‘bad-bye’?”
J-”What? No.”
E-”Does he live underwater? Is he black?”
They’re excited they found this planet that ‘may’ be earthlike 9 trillion light years away? It’s hot and gassy? THAT must be Gore’s fortress of solitude.