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To: Ultra Sonic 007
30 posted on
12/09/2009 9:09:00 PM PST by
bray
(Palin can see the White House from her Porch)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
I can't come up with a funny line for this one (too many to choose from?) but one thought keeps coming to mind with this picture and the one with Andrea Mitchell...
...what you are on the inside usually manifests itself on the outside, in looks, in dress, in demeanor.
31 posted on
12/09/2009 9:09:01 PM PST by
LostInBayport
(When the riders in the cart outnumber those pulling the cart, the cart stops moving. My back hurts.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Sarah: Hey - Do I bow or shake your hand?
Barney: Why?
Sarah: Well, aren’t you the Queen of New England?
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Barney Thinking, “I really need a line of coke”
Barney Thinking, “Did anyone here me fart?”
Barney Thinking, “Wahhhhh no one wants to talk to me, they are all fawning all over her”
Barney Thinking, “I wonder if they smelled that?”
Barney Thinking, “Is it too late to make a break for it?”
Barney Thinking, “Sniff Sniff, I smell a serf regular red-blooded American. How it insults my nose buds”
Barney Thinking, “Who let in the street rabble rouser?”
33 posted on
12/09/2009 9:12:42 PM PST by
dila813
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Beauty and the beast.
Light meets darkness.
34 posted on
12/09/2009 9:14:58 PM PST by
Rennes Templar
(All Hail the Community Organizer -in -Chief)
I think Barney is thinking “I wish you were a guy”
36 posted on
12/09/2009 9:16:38 PM PST by
isom35
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Palin is silently praying for protection against airborne STDs.
37 posted on
12/09/2009 9:17:27 PM PST by
Trod Upon
(Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Bonnie Fwank: “Aaahhhh!!! A CROSS!!!”
41 posted on
12/09/2009 9:32:47 PM PST by
redhead
(Hmm.... Copenhagen.. Hopenchange... Copenhagen... Hopenchange....)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
"You swamless hussie..cwalling into bed with that hamsome Twod evwee night. Woo make me sooooooo mad I could sqwish a wose!
43 posted on
12/09/2009 9:38:48 PM PST by
Snurple
(VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Barney, Todd got me mink outfit ... a rifle & a trap.
44 posted on
12/09/2009 9:44:56 PM PST by
vamoose
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Sarah said:
“Are you always this happy or are you Gay!”
45 posted on
12/09/2009 9:45:42 PM PST by
ncfool
(Obama Bare fisted Politican at home. Pantywaist VS. Real thugs abroad.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
“The Princess and the Frog”
“The Princess and the Toad”
And, the most obvious, “Good & Evil”.
46 posted on
12/09/2009 9:47:37 PM PST by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
49 posted on
12/09/2009 10:11:14 PM PST by
PhiloBedo
(I won't be happy until Jet-A is less than $2.00 a gallon)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Pair of Queens.... one is the Queen of Conservatism and the other just an old Queen.
50 posted on
12/09/2009 10:11:59 PM PST by
erman
To: Ultra Sonic 007
He looks offended by the cross, really. Kind of like a vampire.
52 posted on
12/09/2009 10:25:24 PM PST by
MonicaG
(Thank you to our military & veterans, with love & gratitude. XOXOXO)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Barney:Dam, she more women then me...and even more man then me
54 posted on
12/09/2009 10:29:48 PM PST by
tophat9000
(Obama plans to fix America like he fixed his dog)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
The corncob up my ass is very uncomfortable, Sarah isn't making it any better.
To: Ultra Sonic 007
62 posted on
12/10/2009 12:16:06 AM PST by
Slyfox
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Well, let’s thee, dere’s liver, and dere’s fish, and dere’s, uh... dere’s, uh.. Thufferin’ Thuccotash! Dere’s Sarah Palin!
63 posted on
12/10/2009 12:28:10 AM PST by
jonrick46
(We're being water boarded with the sewage of Marxism.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
The good, the bad, and the ugly.
67 posted on
12/10/2009 4:45:27 AM PST by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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