One good one;
"The conservatives aren't scaring me, but the democrats are. What's all this about a crisis in health care, a crisis of the environment
if we don't do something now, we'll all die horrible deaths.The Dems are the preachers of doom and gloom, not the GOP, and they know this. It's classic rhetorical style: accuse your opponent of exactly what you're guilty of."
Hey, whatever happened with the Swine flu state of emergency? Where are all the dead people?