I'm a small red headed grandma of 11 who truly shows her age. What it is about me that arouses suspicion at airports is certainly beyond my ken.
Well, you admit you’re red haired. That’s it right there.
i think i would search all red-headed grandmas who are only 11 years old!
“I’m a small red headed grandma”
That’s it! It’s the red hair. Everyone knows when there’s trouble it’s the red headed kid who’s at fault.
(I was a natural red head...flamingred... and yes, WAS...sigh. For some reason, in my day, red heads got blamed for everything.)
> Maybe one day I will find that manual online,
The MSM has heard you and, as a matter of Patriotic Duty, has made your search for the Manual easy.
All you need do is go to the article, where they provide you a handy link to the Unredacted Manual itself. It is a zip file and you can download a copy for your very own — and then satisfy yourself as to the reason why they keep checking you.
I downloaded a copy for my very own — if the Bad Guys are going to have access to this information, then I certainly want it, too.
Wouldn’t it be nice if the MSM instead had quietly and patriotically noted the manual’s availability online and quietly alerted the TSA and the FBI, saying nothing that could give additional aid and comfort to the Enemy?
I guess that’s expecting a bit much tho, ay.
Yes, but is your hair REALLY red, or are you traveling under false pretenses?
That is funny! I also am a redhead and have been pulled over way too many times, to be just coincidental.
Gotta be the hair!
**red headed grandma of 11 who truly shows her age**
That Explains it ... you are “ANTI-PROFILING INSURANCE”
When the WHINING MUZZIE goes off about being “PROFILED”.. TSA says NO ... we just checked the old Red haired GRANNY!!
Plus you’re too polite to FLATTEN the TSA AGENT with a RIGHT CROSS followed by an UPPERCUT,
They probably pull you—and other elderly, innocent travelers—out of line regularly to balance out the statistics and show that they’re being “fair” in their searches.