I don’t know if that was sarcastic or not but even in the military being late is NOT a criminal offense. It can be a dereliction of duty offense which can be a serious charge.
being late for slinging burgers is not the same.
866. ART. 86. ABSENCE WITHOUT LEAVE Any member of the armed forces who, without authority-- (1) fails to go to his appointed place of duty at the time prescribed;
...and that doesn't even address the charges for missed movements, etc.
Try missing ship's movement. If you're late for your ship getting underway you are in a heap of trouble! The Navy takes this type of thing very seriously.