I hear ya. I’d take the money and run myself, Alaska is a good place to raise kids.. way out in the boonies with the moose and mosquitoes the size of jeeps.. keeps the media away.
>> Alaska is a good place to raise kids..
... and hunt journalists from a helicopter. :-)
Are you sure those aren't tsetse flies up there?
From the IN-LAWS (1979)
Vince Ricardo: I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months...
Sheldon: Nine months! That must have really been something!
Vince Ricardo: It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles. Really. In the evening, I would stand in front of my hut and watch in horror...
...as these giant flies would pick children off the ground and carry them away.
...chasing these flies down the road, waving brooms. You can imagine the pathetic quality of this. Waving these crudely fashioned brooms at these enormous flies... ...as they carried their children off to almost certain death. Oh, my, that is just the most horrible thing.
Sheldon: You're sure these are flies you're talking about?
Vince Ricardo:Small brown babies clutched in their beaks.
Sheldon: Beaks? Flies with beaks?