I'm painting a light-weight red jacket for Christmas that says, on the front:
MERRY CHRISTMAS
offended?
Eat Cake
and on the back:
'Tis the season for PC to die.
We need to do a RED RIBBON campaign for Christmas to counteract the bans of town hall lawns for anything Christmas.
There are lots more homes than city halls. Let's drive the libs wild by plastering our towns with big red ribbons on our trees, our doors, our cars. (It's our private property and our right.)