Whenever I see a guy named “Jody”, I just want to pull its genes down, and check its chromosomes.
I was well into the article, before gender of the male sort was mentioned; until then, especially after its switch to coaching girls swimming, I assumed it was a jockette, not a jock.
I had to do some careful reading to find out that the perp was a man, too. Of course, where he’s going the odds are he’ll end up as somebody’s woman.