What about noogies? If you capture a wanted terrorist, are you allowed to at least give him a noogie while apprehending him?
Oh, no, we can't have Navy SEALS going around giving terrorists noogies. That would be so insensitive! Noogies are almost as bad as putting underwear on their heads. /s
I can't believe this is happening, either. The whole world has gone insane.
Noogies are out, and I imagine Indian sunburns and wedgies are out as well!/s;)