131 Ways To Integrate Illegal Immigrants

judicial watch ^ | Mon, 11/23/2009 - 4:51pm | Deval Patrick (Judicial Watch Blog)

[SunkenCiv]

granting illegal immigrants driver's licenses and discounted, in-state tuition at public colleges

[Jack Wilson]

You could integrate me into French society by giving me a mansion, millions of francs, my choice of various ‘femmes fatales’ and free French wine.

[lula]

They break the law, come in the back door and they get to be treated like guests, yet you move to the state and you have to show proof of residency to get tuition discounts....what’s wrong with this picture???

[ClearCase_guy]

You could give them my job. My house. And I could learn to speak Spanish.

Would that help?

[A_Former_Democrat]

#132:

Put them all in Deval Patrick’s neighborhood

[Jeff Chandler]

You could integrate me into French society by giving me a mansion, millions of francs, my choice of various ‘femmes fatales’ and free French wine.

You want fries with that?

[pietraynor]

How about Gov Doverylittle Patrick round them up and hand them over to ICE. Oh wait a minute, I remember... if he does that they wont be able to vote for him next year, because no one else will.

[Tzimisce]

What the GOP needs to do is run an illegal against Nancy Pelosi. He can promise to help balance the budget by doing the job for 100 bucks. And he’d be just as liberal as she is.

[Dogbert41]

If they are between 16 and 60, draft them, give them a rifle and send them off to Iraq or Afghanistan for 30 years. if they serve honorably, give them citizenship.

If they are not able to serve in the military either because of age or physical impairment, send them back to wherever they came from.

[SunkenCiv]

The best part is, after they go to college on my dime, they get hired under affirmative action and fire me so there’s a vacancy to hire another former illegal.

[machogirl]

I wonder how the hardworking, still employed, citizens of Mass, will like paying for all these “perks”?

[MamaDearest]

How about the 132nd? Each liberal who wants amnesty in the state personally gives one family of them food, shelter, clothing, education, medical and auto insurance, and a monetary stipend for them until they find gainful employment - taking them off state programs and helping the state stay solvent? Once they start “earning their own keep”, they can save up to pay rent. If voters there are so intent upon seeing that these illegals are “taken care of”, they might as well take personal responsibility for what they want.

[HKMk23]

...what’s wrong with this picture?

I'll tell you what's wrong; there haven't been ANY of these pro-illegal legislators tarred, feathered, and rode out of town on a split rail, yet.

THAT is what's wrong with this picture.

How much more are you just going to sit there and TAKE, America??

[Birdsbane]

Pitcairn Island for me...brick hut and low-maintenance women please.

[Jack Wilson]

fries? Now that you mention it, yes!

[Kimberly GG]

"The best part is, after they go to college on my dime, they get hired under affirmative action and fire me so there’s a vacancy to hire another former illegal."

That's the plan and they make no effort to hide it anymore...

FCC's Diversity Czar: 'White People' Need to be Forced to 'Step Down' 'So Someone Else Can Have Power'

'Mark Lloyd is the Federal Communications Commission (FCC)'s Chief Diversity Officer, a.k.a. the Diversity Czar. And he has in a recently discovered bit of archive audio goodness detailed his rather disturbing perspective on race, power and the American system."

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/seton-motley/2009/09/23/fccs-diversity-czar-white-people-need-be-forced-step-down-so-someone-0

[walford]

What the GOP needs to do is run an illegal against Nancy Pelosi. He can promise to help balance the budget by doing the job for 100 bucks. And he’d be just as liberal as she is.



Although, he would likely be a more observant Catholic than she is...

[Tzimisce]

These people just want a fair shake. They shouldn’t be discriminated against just because they’re breaking silly US immigration laws, right? :)

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Kimberly GG.