An ovation for you from Sal, just another average white banned.
Posted on 11/12/2009 9:35:12 AM PST by Senator Goldwater
You bet.
[this one utilizes Monty Python skits to ‘settle nerves’, instead]
:)
Mmmmmmmm.....*no*.
But that ~would~ probably be handy for looking for stuff I’ve lost behind the furniture.
[am the only person here who *doesn’t* want to look at their own innards?!?]
Seeing my X-rays and MRIs creep me out enough.
:)
o/~ Join together with the banned... ~\o
“I’m amazed that it’s still up. “
My wife said the same thing.
I’m *with* the banned....:)
Thank you for the laugh.....I think.
lol
We’re an American banned.
Banned on the run.
Years ago I had a friend who was concerned about this. Yeah, she was a nut.
Oooooh. Brains, years, and a strong back... Sigh...
New York isn’t all that far from northeast Ohio...
Uncle John’s banned.
The Rubberbanned Man
Hmmm ...
We could call it:
Banned Aid.
An ovation for you from Sal, just another average white banned.
No liberals, like the E Street Banned.
>>> “Allo’ Rocky Rococo at your cervix...”
Just so long as that’s not an ECHO...!
Echo....
So the blond, not being able to find her own clothes
after her boy friend had fallen in the lake, picked up
one of his shoes and holding it to cover her nether parts
she started along the highway. A sherriff stopped and
aske her what the problem was. She said , “my boy friend
has fallen in, he’s fallen in!”.
The sherriff took one look at the shoe and replied,
“Honey, when they’re in that deep , there’s no help
for them.”
Thanky you, I’ll be here all week.
LOL!
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they're wet?
Do they straighten when they're dry?
Can you wave them at your neighbor
With an element of flavor?
Do your ears hang high?
Do your ears hang wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little sneeze?
Can you soar above the nation
With a feeling of elevation?
Do your ears hang wide?
Do your ears fall off
When you give a great big cough?
Do they lie there on the ground
Or bounce up at every sound?
Can you stick them in your pocket
Just like Davy Crocket?
Do your ears fall off?
Does your tongue hang down?
Does it flop all around?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Does your tongue hang down?
Does your nose hang low?
Does it wiggle to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Does your nose hang low?
Do your eyes pop out?
Do they bounce all about?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your eyes pop out?
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