Why do these skinny clip-haired Communist harpies prattle on and on about my “needs”? The only d@mned thing that matters one iota is my “wants”. Maybe i just WANT the orange juice.They're trying out for the role of looter/moochers in this years live action rendition of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. You have to "need" something before they'll let you have it, but if you do "need" it, they'll take it from someone else at gunpoint to give it to you. What is this "want" you speak of?
LOL! Fruit juice is GOOD for you, citizen! Why, we should be more like the oriental people who are always healthy and live to 143 years old! In fact, now that the government is paying for your health care, the government is entitled to DEMAND it! Persimmon juice especially. A quart of that a day will cure what ails ya.
B.T. Drill
Product Manager
Ma Chalmers Persimmon Ranch