[Billthedrill]

LOL! Fruit juice is GOOD for you, citizen! Why, we should be more like the oriental people who are always healthy and live to 143 years old! In fact, now that the government is paying for your health care, the government is entitled to DEMAND it! Persimmon juice especially. A quart of that a day will cure what ails ya.

B.T. Drill
Product Manager
Ma Chalmers Persimmon Ranch

[Still Thinking]

Exactly! One size fits all (but doesn’t fit any very well) Besides, we’ve gotten spoiled eating all this meat, drinking alcohol, and so on. We should be eating gruel to save that stuff for our bettors, and be GLAD we get the gruel/soybeans/persimmons.

[Still Thinking]

Oh, and make sure you don’t let those persimmons rot in the orchards for want of transport.

[Still Thinking]

Besides, how do you “ranch” persimmons? Do you have to have little persimmon roundups with tiny persimmonboys riding cucumbers? Do you have to brand them? Have persimmon drives to get them to the railhead or...um...peelinghouse?