I can’t breathe, I’m laughing too hard! I mean seriously, how are these cob gobblers going to terrorize us? What, bust into my house and replace the drapes in my living room so they match the plush, velour couch? Color coordinate my wardrobe? WTF? Lol! You guys are killing me tonight! ROLMFAO ;)
Funny! I sometimes use the term "knob bobbers". We could probably make a dang-good limmerick between us!