Anyone remember the TV game show, "Match Game"? The host read a sentence and the 'stars' filled in the blank left in the sentence, etc, Let's use this sentence from this story:
"We will have gay and lesbian people strapping ___________ to their ____________ and blowing ______________ ."
Charles Nelson Reilly would have loved this one!
To Charles Nelson Reilly’s credit, I don’t think he ever made his sexuality a cause that the world should bow down (bend over?) to worship.