No..let him live awhile with no pain meds.
Give him a transfusion with pig's blood.
Yea - I hope they pull the catheter out with no pain meds, then make sure that saline solution is applied to each wound hourly. After they apply it maybe they can use leaches for wound healing.
While in the hospital he will have the following menu:
Breakfast:
Bacon and eggs
Bloody Marys
Lunch:
BLT
Beer
Supper:
Pork Roast
Vodka - Tonic
Served to him by his choice - Local strippers or Nuns.
He must only have female health care workers and police to guard him.
For reading material offer him Daily Devotions for Catholics, New Testement, Jerusalem Post
For Television -700 club, stafford Wifes, Fox News