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Largest Hate Group In America Unmasked - Maine Voters Reject Gay Marriage
The Remnant ^ | Colin Tims

Posted on 11/06/2009 9:07:50 AM PST by GonzoII

Largest Hate Group In America Unmasked

Maine Voters Reject Gay Marriage

Colin Tims
A-CNN Staff Reporter

The Mother of all Hate Groups: Voters!

ALLIUM CEPA NEWS NETWORK: Now that Maine voters have overturned the state's "gay marriage" law Gerald Kapok, censorship chairman of Project Gag at the Southern Prosperity Law Center, announced that the watchdog group has sniffed out the largest hate group yet to be found in the West: voters!

“There are many unenlightened voters out there who simply don’t know what is good for them and as a result cast ballots that do not accord with our agenda,” said the man known to be “meaner than a junkyard dog,” in the words of multimillionaire TARP-client sponsors of the group.

“We won’t allow the unwashed to dictate to the dictators by means of the ballot box, and will use every available means to stop them dead. Dead or alive!” Local, national and international law enforcement agencies have been given their marching orders: stop the madness!

“Social engineering is too important to be interfered with by a gang of goons who think they have rights!” Kapok emphasized. “Next thing you know, these upstarts will want their votes counted accurately! Where will we be then, I ask you? Only an international police force with powers of summary justice can keep these clowns from turning back the clock on all the progress we’ve made!”

Rock star Donna Marijuana was quick to chime in with a ringing denunciation of the uppity commoners who would dare to make themselves heard. “I’m a material girl and that means I… It means… I mean, those people, wadda they know, you know what I mean?”

Film legend Robert Deadford joined the chorus. “Why don’t they simply do as they’re told?” the environmentalist mused. “Why don’t they turn down their thermostats and stay in on voting days, do something to save the planet?”

World leaders were no laggards when it came to heeding the call of the banker-and-foundation-funded call center that claims to be the world’s overseer. At a specially-convened emergency meeting of the U. N Security Council, emergency measures were speedily proposed, each leader struggling to outdo the others in extremism.

“Interpol must be given immediate and global power to read minds!” insisted one noted world leader. “We must heed the clarion call of the Poormouth Lawdogs, um, the Southbound Poorlaws, ah, well, whatever the hell they’re called! They have magical powers to decide for all of us, and the sooner we realize it, the better.”

It’s time for one and all to toe the line. Elections simply don’t make sense in the hate-and-terror-charged atmosphere of the twenty-first century.

“We root out hate wherever we find it,” barked Kapok, jaw jutting forward like a pit bull in heat. “And we find it everywhere, whether it exists or not. Believe me, we know all there is to know about hating!”

This material may be published, broadcast and redistributed so long as credit is given to A-CNN,

a subsidiary of The Remnant Press. © 2009 The Remnant



TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Maine
KEYWORDS: gaymarriage; homosexualagenda; me2009; protectmarriage
"Stop the madness!"
1 posted on 11/06/2009 9:07:51 AM PST by GonzoII
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To: GonzoII

Odds are 60-40 that this is satire.


2 posted on 11/06/2009 9:15:39 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

We need Card Check for all voters it is the only way to ensure the population votes “correctly”


3 posted on 11/06/2009 9:18:12 AM PST by GraceG
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To: GonzoII

What is love?

Is it telling your child to go play in the street?

Is it telling a homosexual to go play in excrement?

Or, does one admonish anyone you care for as to watch their potentially dangerous behavior be it work or play?


4 posted on 11/06/2009 9:21:07 AM PST by PORD (People...Of Right Do (DoI))
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To: GonzoII

Why do the gays hate traditional marriage so much? I am so tired of being hated.


5 posted on 11/06/2009 9:21:47 AM PST by Marie2 (The second mouse gets the cheese.)
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To: GonzoII

Maine population: 1,316,456
US muslim population: 1,349,000 (5-7 million if you count 0bama’s count)

Mainers: Gays can’t marry.
islam: Homosexuals are to be crushed to death by collapsing a stone wall onto them.

And the largest US hate group is???


6 posted on 11/06/2009 9:23:55 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 289 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: null and void

Islam is currently on the same side as the homos and the left -

against Christian values and the society which is founded on them.


7 posted on 11/06/2009 9:25:29 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: MrB

No. Not on the same side. A pack of dogs attacks from multiple sides.


8 posted on 11/06/2009 9:30:39 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 289 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

I think it is more like 50-50. It could swing either way...


9 posted on 11/06/2009 9:30:59 AM PST by bigheadfred (Be who you are and say what you feel: Those who mind don't matter.Those who matter don't mind.)
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To: null and void

OK, all parts of a many pronged attack then.

They have the same enemy, though.


10 posted on 11/06/2009 9:31:18 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: null and void

If you put say, a 1000 gays together with a 1000 moslems, would you have a war-—or an orgy?


11 posted on 11/06/2009 9:34:11 AM PST by bigheadfred (Be who you are and say what you feel: Those who mind don't matter.Those who matter don't mind.)
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To: bigheadfred

Dunno. I’d guess that first the mohammedans would have their was with the gays, and then they’d kill them.

Compare to the treatment of rape victims...


12 posted on 11/06/2009 10:25:10 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 289 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: null and void

Gee, after all the contributions from each group to civilization, and society in general, you think they would come away with a greater understanding based on mutual respect.


13 posted on 11/06/2009 10:59:39 AM PST by bigheadfred (Be who you are and say what you feel: Those who mind don't matter.Those who matter don't mind.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
Odds are 60-40 that this is satire.

Actually, this doesn't sound like satire at all.

14 posted on 11/06/2009 4:19:42 PM PST by fwdude (It is not the liberals who will destroy this country, but the "moderates.")
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To: fwdude
"Actually, this doesn't sound like satire at all."

Hey, you're scaring me, dude!! ;0)

15 posted on 11/07/2009 12:15:02 AM PST by GonzoII ("That they may be one...Father")
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