Bingo. No one talks like that to an officer, especially an officer equal to or better than a Captain, let alone a Major. That is, unless they have a yearning for a Court Martial and spending time in the Brig.
The “cousins” pap was just too pat, covered every talking point like it was off a checklist. Reminded me of how Morris Dees SPLC pulled over to the side of the road to go live on NPR on his cell phone after OKC.
It’s a shame I didn’t think about calling in, claiming to be a niece raped by this terrorist, I could have read from a script too.