To: SevenofNine; Jet Jaguar; Kathy in Alaska; StarCMC; MeekMom; amom; minor49er; fatima; Old Sarge; ...
Did you ever wonder why there are 'No Dead Penguins' on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?
Wonder no more! It is a known fact the penguin is a very ritualistic bird. It lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"FREEZE a jolly good fellow."
"Then, they kick him in THE ICE HOLE."
(Did you really believe I know anything about penguins?)
240 posted on
11/03/2009 7:36:50 AM PST by
tomkow6
(...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
To: tomkow6
244 posted on
11/03/2009 8:06:26 AM PST by
Jet Jaguar
(A mob of one.)
To: tomkow6
Hey, hey, hey!
The penguin trivia went out to several co-workers this AM...they liked!
253 posted on
11/03/2009 8:07:50 AM PST by
HiJinx
("Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner...")
To: tomkow6
NO I think you know something about dead bodies show up in City of Chicago
Tomkow did you know Al Caprone or maybe Obama leftist grandparents LOL!
268 posted on
11/03/2009 11:29:24 AM PST by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: tomkow6
274 posted on
11/03/2009 12:29:01 PM PST by
fatima
(Free Hugs Today :))
To: tomkow6
Well, hello! Long time...no see!
Welcome to the Canteen! ;D
278 posted on
11/03/2009 2:10:17 PM PST by
luvie
(Hoffman, Baby, Hoffman!--Sarah Palin. ~Our new clarion call!~)
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