Never cared for women on the west coast. From northern California to the BC border, they tend to look like tattooed lesbos. Lots of fatties in much of the South(east), unfortunately.
Thou speaks the truth. On my last trip into the S/E USA, I didn't see more than a few attractive women from the time I left Virginia, till I got to Oklahoma.
I was first in the south in 1970, and it was totally different. But they still have a certain charm - maybe it's just the accent?
One can only blame Wal-Mart (for their incredibly cheap Moon Pies)