[Pan_Yan]

How a large number of FReepers test another’s conservatism (borrowed from a T Minus Four post):

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said.

I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well, are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.” I said, “Me too!

Are you Christian or Buddhist?” He said, “Christian.” I said, “Me too!

Are you Catholic or Protestant?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, Me too!

Are you Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, “Baptist!” I said, “Wow! Me too!

Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!” I said, “Me too!

Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?” He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God!” I said, “Me too!

Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!”

I said, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off.

[Gumlegs]

Far too many posters here won’t see the humor in that. Or recognize that it is supposed to be funny.

[Just A Nobody]

LOL! Good one.

[djf]

Lmao!!

Sad, but true!

[ConservativeMind]

ROTFL!

[MEG33]

Priceless...I’m saving this.

[T Minus Four]

I’ve been quoted, therefore I am!