Coming to a vending machine near you. You go to the snack machine expecting to get your daily dose of something that might not necessarily be good for you. The Food Fascists will fix that problem for you. Push the button for a Snickers and out comes an artichoke. Press the button for a Gardetto’s and down comes a box of prunes. Yes folks, the future will be great when you’re forced to eat the “right” foods. (smirk)
Artichoke good*. Prune bad.
*Must have dipping butter and mayo.