[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Somebody needs to take out his old “girlfriend,” and get her drunk and talkin’! Where is she stashed? The Bahama’s?

[Yaelle]

Somebody needs to take out his old “girlfriend,” and get her drunk and talkin’!

I think he's even sober and talkin'.

[bergmeid]

Yeah, wasn’t it Vera? Or am I wrong?

[mojitojoe]

There is no old girlfriend. That story was invented to distract from the real story. He was gay. He never had one girlfriend, not one photo with a girl, not ONE, until michelle the beard.