Girl, two, investigated by police for vandalism after acused of hitting car with stick.

Mail Online ^ | 15th October 2009 | Luke Salkeld

[bogusname]

A two-year-old girl accused of hitting a car with a stick was investigated by police on suspicion of vandalism. The vehicle’s owner called the police claiming the child had deliberately damaged his car...

[bogusname]

Yes, but then again you have common sense. lol

[Freedom2specul8]

Pinata car! LoL!

[bogusname]

He’s got to be the world’s biggest wuss.

[bogusname]

A couple of months from now I’ll be posting a headline, “Two-Year-Old Gets Life Without Parole.”

[John Leland 1789]

Can a two-year old be deliberately, willfully mean and destructive? Oh yes, you bet’cha!

Can a two year old understand the value of the things he/she might damage? Not likely.

[bogusname]

LOL—”you bet’cha” LOL, that’s good.

[oldteen]

My hubby would love this little one. Every time we get a new vehicle he can’t wait until it gets a scratch or ding so he no longer has to worry about it getting a scratch or ding...lol.

[Bad Jack Bauer]

[catbertz]

Punishment: several rounds of cheek pinching followed by a bowl of strained peas. :) *memories*

[Tamar1973]

Here's a paragraph that adds more to the story:

A spokesman for the force said the family had already been engaged in a dispute with their neighbours, who owned the car, so police visited the little girl at her home in Chippenham, Wiltshire, to prevent these long-running tensions boiling over.

Which means the neighbour used the child as a pawn in his ongoing disputes with the parents of the child. What a despicable loser.

[bogusname]

Absolutely!

[Slings and Arrows]

She must have been taking lessons from John Cleese.

[PLMerite]

She needs a spanking. I volunteer.

[Ronin]

Neither can I, but I think he needs to get the crap stomped out of him just for general principles.

[Levante]

“The vehicle’s owner called the police claiming the child had deliberately damaged his car.”

“I really cannot say what I think of this guy.”

Probably one of those panty-waist liberal fruitbars who can’t so much as wipe his behind without government permission/assistance.

[ConservativeWarrior]

A couple days after my sister brought home her new Toyota Highlander, my cut-as-a-button 3-year old niece “drew” a picture on the driver's door with a rock.

My sister didn't know whether to laugh, yell, or cry.

[bogusname]

LOL Oh no...what a bummer! Well, you can replace a car. You can’t replace a daughter.

[Mr. Silverback]

Keep in mind that the guy may have called in and said, “My neighbor is letting her 2 year old hit my car with a stick, could you send a bobby around to talk to her?”

[a fool in paradise]

Ian Dury fan?

[a fool in paradise]

The U.K. needs better stick control. Ban sticks now

No good, they'll just use a bananer.