Posted on 10/13/2009 8:17:25 PM PDT by Steelfish
Wife 'lured husband to woods for drug-fuelled sex... then slit his throat so she could meet internet lover for first time'
By Luke Salkeld
13th October 2009
A poet lured her husband into woodland for a drug-fuelled sex session and then slit his throat, a court was told yesterday.
Joanne Hale, 39, left him for dead so she could see a man she had met on the internet, a jury heard.
Hale gave her 43-year-old husband Peter a dose of a natural aphrodisiac called 'horny goat weed' before she blindfolded him and led him into local woods to act out her fantasy, it was alleged.
The couple kissed and 'rolled about on the leaves' as part of a 'playful game'. Then Hale sat astride her husband as he lay face- down on the ground and slit his throat with a knife, before plunging it into his neck and chest several times, a jury was told.
It is alleged that she abandoned his bleeding body when she was disturbed by a passer-by, and drove to a nearby railway station for her first meeting with a man she had befriended on the internet. But police arrested her when she returned home.
She denies attempted murder and wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
The ‘ole bait & slit.
I can’t wait for the comments on this one.
‘horny goat weed’... never heard of that one...
Stink bait.
Hardly cricket, wot?
You mean he survived? Some people can't do anything right.
This is Al Gores fault.
She must be part Black Widow Spider
...not George Bush’s?
Bush didn’t invent the internet.
I can’t believe he fell for the old horny goat weed ruse. But then she was a poetess, so I suppose he had become desensitized to crazy, off the wall, into the woods ideas from his precious nightingale.
How did the date with the new boy friend at the train station work out?
Mmm..thats one fatty goat cluster copulation!
LOL!
Best post of the thread right there.
“The Hales were said to have been affected by stress after Mr Hale ‘totally messed up’ his PhD studies. He was also due to be made redundant.”....
What’s it mean to be “redundant”?
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“The Hales were said to have been affected by stress after Mr Hale ‘totally messed up’ his PhD studies. He was also due to be made redundant.”....
What’s it mean to be “redundant”?
Never mind, I just looked it up... it means “a superfluity”... now it makes perfect sense....
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