Had they wanted to preserve the Lindberg history, they should have named the airport the “Lone Eagle.”
Let me guess: Jimmy will book all flights, no booze allowed, 20 percent discount for the sanctimonious.
Night all!
Bad Luck to name anything after Jimmuh.
“Jimmy Carter Regional Airport Becomes a Reality...”
... and if they can keep the cows off it for awhile, they’ll pave it!
Base airport for LifeFlighting of all despots to the US.
I think anytime anyone sees these guys they need to call them “ma’am”.
ANd then after the initial “WTH are you talking about?” either go off on how ‘hey, I am totally for you gals who like other gals’ or take the same idea towards the transgendered way of thinking with a whole ‘so how’s your transition period going?’ thing.
That would be awesome.
Jimmy Carter Airport, specializing in helicopter rescue missions.
I’m sure Aeroflot wants in. Air Arabia for sure wants to open up a hub. Air Koryo is planning on a deluxe lounge area, including complimentary water (ice available for a modest fee) and gruel. Special Hamas bus tour rates are available with every booking on Air Syria, which is planning on operating daily flights.
That’s just plain disgusting.
Let me guess. Daily service to Cuba, Venezuela, and the “Palestinian” territories?
Circular runway?
This just in: Pilot fails to land at Carter Airport; crashes into a giant rabbit. Pilot blames the FAA for putting an airport 20 feet under water. Airline spokesman says:”That was our first - and last - flight there. The landing fees went from 10k to 1 trillion dollars. Who do they think we are - the government?”
Tours between the Carter and the Murtha Airports commences now, pre-boarding has begun. Keep your arms and legs inside and no spitting in the wind.