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Posted on 10/09/2009 2:36:06 PM PDT by gorilla_warrior
For the first time, the national spelling bee championship was decided by choosing the African-American US President with the best pronunciation while reading from a teleprompter. "Spelling isn't just getting the letters in correct order" said a spokesperson "it also has to do with the sum of your life experiences".
LOL!@ Today is a great day.........
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they allow teleprompters in the spelling bee? Who knew?
Not only did he spell the longest word in the English language, the name of a tobacco virus, but he also spelt it backwards while holding his breath:
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- Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Strain (1185 characters)
Barrak and Michy were gettin' kinda itchy Just to leave Chytown behind
Nan and Dingy taxin every penny; Extended the welfare line
In a coffee house Acorn sat; Switchin every vote to 'Rat
Taxes and expenses are still a gettin higher in DC you know where that's at And no wallets gettin fat except Czar Cass
Daley said Bammy you know there aren't many That can read a teleprompeter the way that you do, lets go south
Bammy said Soros golly don't you think that I wish I could get financed by you?
Daley, Bammy, and Soros sat (at Fort Marcy Park] And after every number they'd pass the hat
Taxes and expenses are still a gettin higher in DC you know were where thats at And no wallets gettin fat except Freddie Mac
When Bammy was a sophmore he planned to go to Harvard Maybe the transcripts'll get released one day
Standin on a turnpike thumb out to hitch-hike Air Force One zoomed NY one day
When Bammy met Larry he gave him lovebumps Called up Ahmed, Zelaya, and Chavez and that gave me goosebumps
Taxes and expense couldn't get no higher and that's what they were aimin at And no one's gettin fat except greedy rats
Lovebumps, high jumps, job slumps, big bumps Bammy don't work as hard as he plays
Make up, break up, look at all the hope and change
Guess it had to be that way
Fannie and Freddie gotta bailout Acorn and the unions they gotta kickback
Taxes and expenses - California's catchin fire In LA you know where thats at And everybody's gettin fat except middle class
Broke busted disgusted libs can't be trusted Obamcare will pass says Nancy
The proles won't take it she says they'll have to fake it We knew they'd try eventually
Maxin out the Gubernment Express card Pennies for rent but keepin out Big Brother's hard
MMMM MMMM vibrations and taxin and spendin can't go on indefinitely
and a CW2 is becoming a reality.
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