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BREAKING: Obama awarded Medal of Honor
The Real Pravada, Comrade baby! ^

Posted on 10/09/2009 11:27:04 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper

President Obama, typically cowering from those in uniform, awarded himself the esteemed Medal of Honor. When asked for comment, he concluded, I only thought about it and, lo and behold, I was awarded it. I often fantasize about feats of courage and since I think and pretend about it, it qualifies me for this Medal. After all, I am the Commander and Chief. Besides, just thinking about something was good enough for a Nobel, right?


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: obama; obamawins; wins

1 posted on 10/09/2009 11:27:04 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: WKUHilltopper

Zero wins Medal of Honor...because he doesn’t have any.


2 posted on 10/09/2009 11:28:17 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: LottieDah
Idi Amin Dada awarded himself the Victoria Cross. The jeweler in London who was given tthe comission to make the medal quietly changed the spelling to "Victorious" and no one seemed to notice.

Perhaps we can award dear leader a 'medal of honourable', and he can strut around like every other tinpot African dictator.

I'm waiting for him to declare himself King of Scotland...

3 posted on 10/09/2009 11:39:55 AM PDT by jonascord (Hey, we have the Constitution. What's to worry about?)
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To: LottieDah

Award to be presented by three time purple heart recipiant john(20min in country) kerry.


4 posted on 10/09/2009 11:45:48 AM PDT by maine yankee
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To: maine yankee

No, he’d pin it on himself. Just like when he crowns himself emperor.


5 posted on 10/09/2009 11:47:05 AM PDT by Defiant (Hey socialists-- We're right, we fight, get used to it.)
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This just in: Barack Obozo wins Award for Best Impression of the Common Grackle (Quiscalus Quiscula). He not only struts about like the grackle. From a distance the grackle looks black, however when the sun strikes its feathers, they look royal purple. Obozo can also do this; he takes on a very intense purplish hue when the sun strikes him.


6 posted on 10/09/2009 11:58:35 AM PDT by donaldo
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This just in: Barack Obozo wins Award for Best Impression of the Common Grackle (Quiscalus Quiscula). He not only struts about like the grackle. From a distance the grackle looks black, however when the sun strikes its feathers, they look royal purple. Obozo can also do this; he takes on a very intense purplish hue when the sun strikes him.


7 posted on 10/09/2009 11:58:39 AM PDT by donaldo
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This just in: Barack Obozo wins Award for Best Impression of the Common Grackle (Quiscalus Quiscula). He not only struts about like the grackle. From a distance the grackle looks black, however when the sun strikes its feathers, they look royal purple. Obozo can also do this; he takes on a very intense purplish hue when the sun strikes him.


8 posted on 10/09/2009 11:58:44 AM PDT by donaldo
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To: donaldo

That’s DARN good! ROTFL! I will never look at another grackle without thinking of your comparison, thanks!


9 posted on 10/09/2009 12:08:57 PM PDT by brushcop (SFC Sallie, CPL Long, LTHarris, SSG Brown, PVT Simmons KIA OIF lll&V, they died for you, honor them)
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10 posted on 10/09/2009 12:11:11 PM PDT by MaxMax (Obama can't play in the Olympic reindeer games)
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